Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.
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Last name: ________________
First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
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Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress
[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Un-employed
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Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
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Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Father
[_] Son [_] Cousin
[_] Daughter [_] Pet
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Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
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Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
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Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
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Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
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Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed
____ pawnshop
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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
[_] Bassmasters
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___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
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How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A
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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
[_] Skoal
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How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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OH MY GOODNESS!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!!
%26amp; for the record I only live a quarter mile from the paved road!
:)
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its funny AND true or funny cuz its true up to you
Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?
Very funny! That is so TRUE!!!!
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Heehee, like it!
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Last name: _pimp-yo_______________
First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [X_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
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Age: _9+978+74+9___ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_X]F [_]None
Shoe Size: _15___ Left __18__ Right
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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress
[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician
[_] Hair Dresser [_X] Un-employed
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Spouse's Name: _MY SISTER MARY JANE_________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _____MY SISTERS KID MARY ANN_____________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _MY MOMMA_________________________
Lover's Name: FEE FEE__________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ____TOD______________________
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Relationship with spouse: [X_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_X] Mother [X_] Father
[_] Son [_] Cousin
[X_] Daughter [X_] Pet
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Number of children living in household: _14__
Number of children living in shed: 10___
Number of children that are yours: __?_
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Mother's Name: ____MRS.PIGGY___________________
Father's Name: _____???__________________
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Education: (1) 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
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Do you [_] own or [X_] rent your mobile home?
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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
__0_ Total number of vehicles you own
_0__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__15_ Number of vehicles in front yard
_14__ Number of vehicles in back yard
_2345__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
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Age you started drivin _4_____ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
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Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed
____ pawnshop
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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[X_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
[X_] Bassmasters
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__4564_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___4 Number of times you've seen Elvis
_695__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
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How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[X_] Not Applicable
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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? 1...2...??___
Color of teeth:
[X_] Yellow
[_X] Brownish-Yellow
[_X] Brown
[_X] Black
[X_] N/A
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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
[_X] Skoal
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How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_X] don't know
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Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Brilliant one mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh Chris.!!
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hahahahahha!!! i loved that one!
More where that came from please!
Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?
The question about bathing and spouse is hilarious!!! xD xD xD
PMSL!!! xD
Have a star! *
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LMAO!! did you fill one out????? lol
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Those are pretty funny.
Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?
I'm a redneck anf find this funny and true!! lol
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LMFAO.......THIS IS GREAT!=)
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