Saturday, August 1, 2009

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.



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Last name: ________________



First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue



[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo



[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann



[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee



[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen



[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue



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Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)



Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None



Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right



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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress



[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician



[_] Hair Dresser [_] Un-employed



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Spouse's Name: __________________________



2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________



3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________



Lover's Name: __________________________



2nd Lover's Name: __________________________



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Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt



[_] Brother [_] Uncle



[_] Mother [_] Father



[_] Son [_] Cousin



[_] Daughter [_] Pet



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Number of children living in household: ___



Number of children living in shed: ___



Number of children that are yours: ___



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Mother's Name: _______________________



Father's Name: _______________________



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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



If you obtained a higher education what was your



major?



[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade



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Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?



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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:



___ Total number of vehicles you own



___ Number of vehicles that still crank



___ Number of vehicles in front yard



___ Number of vehicles in back yard



___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks



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Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you



are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)



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Firearms you own and where you keep them:



____ truck



____ kitchen



____ bedroom



____ bathroom/outhouse



____ shed



____ pawnshop



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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_



Do you have a gun rack?



[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:



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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:



[_] The National Enquirer



[_] The Globe



[_] TV Guide



[_] Soap Opera Digest



[_] Rifle and Shotgun



[_] Bassmasters



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___ Number of times you've seen a UFO



___ Number of times you've seen Elvis



___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO



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How often do you bathe:



[_] Weekly



[_] Monthly



[_] Not Applicable



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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___



Color of teeth:



[_] Yellow



[_] Brownish-Yellow



[_] Brown



[_] Black



[_] N/A



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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:



[_] Red-Man



[_] Skoal



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How far is your home from a paved road?



[_] 1 mile



[_] 2 miles



[_] don't know



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

OH MY GOODNESS!!!



ROTFLMHineyO!!!!



%26amp; for the record I only live a quarter mile from the paved road!



:)



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

its funny AND true or funny cuz its true up to you



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Very funny! That is so TRUE!!!!



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Heehee, like it!



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

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Last name: _pimp-yo_______________



First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue



[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo



[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann



[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee



[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen



[_] Billy-Jack [X_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue



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Age: _9+978+74+9___ (if unsure, guess)



Sex: [_]M [_X]F [_]None



Shoe Size: _15___ Left __18__ Right



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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress



[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician



[_] Hair Dresser [_X] Un-employed



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Spouse's Name: _MY SISTER MARY JANE_________________________



2nd Spouse's Name: _____MY SISTERS KID MARY ANN_____________________



3rd Spouse's Name: _MY MOMMA_________________________



Lover's Name: FEE FEE__________________________



2nd Lover's Name: ____TOD______________________



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Relationship with spouse: [X_] Sister [_] Aunt



[_] Brother [_] Uncle



[_X] Mother [X_] Father



[_] Son [_] Cousin



[X_] Daughter [X_] Pet



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Number of children living in household: _14__



Number of children living in shed: 10___



Number of children that are yours: __?_



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Mother's Name: ____MRS.PIGGY___________________



Father's Name: _____???__________________



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Education: (1) 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



If you obtained a higher education what was your



major?



[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade



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Do you [_] own or [X_] rent your mobile home?



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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:



__0_ Total number of vehicles you own



_0__ Number of vehicles that still crank



__15_ Number of vehicles in front yard



_14__ Number of vehicles in back yard



_2345__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks



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Age you started drivin _4_____ (If over 10 are you



are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)



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Firearms you own and where you keep them:



____ truck



____ kitchen



____ bedroom



____ bathroom/outhouse



____ shed



____ pawnshop



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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_



Do you have a gun rack?



[X_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:



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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:



[_] The National Enquirer



[_] The Globe



[_] TV Guide



[_] Soap Opera Digest



[_] Rifle and Shotgun



[X_] Bassmasters



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__4564_ Number of times you've seen a UFO



___4 Number of times you've seen Elvis



_695__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO



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How often do you bathe:



[_] Weekly



[_] Monthly



[X_] Not Applicable



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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? 1...2...??___



Color of teeth:



[X_] Yellow



[_X] Brownish-Yellow



[_X] Brown



[_X] Black



[X_] N/A



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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:



[_] Red-Man



[_X] Skoal



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How far is your home from a paved road?



[_] 1 mile



[_] 2 miles



[_X] don't know



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Ha ha ha.!!!



Another Brilliant one mate.!!!



10/10.!!!



Cheers for a good laugh Chris.!!



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

hahahahahha!!! i loved that one!



More where that came from please!



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

The question about bathing and spouse is hilarious!!! xD xD xD



PMSL!!! xD



Have a star! *



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

LMAO!! did you fill one out????? lol



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Those are pretty funny.



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

I'm a redneck anf find this funny and true!! lol



Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

LMFAO.......THIS IS GREAT!=)

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