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Our day began at the golf course where I had been battling in the Lindy Ruff all day. We call it quits and head into the club house for some Bob Beers and some Kelly Buchburgers. After crushing many drinks we decided to hit the local night club to check out some Carl Dykhaus and some Joe Nieuwendykes. I noticed that I was getting eyeballed by some Neil Sheehy and she had a bit of a Doug Weight problem. I thought to myself "I can't stoop this Patrick Marleau". She wanted to take off, and I wasn't sticking around for the ugly lights to come on, so i paid the Rick Tabaracci and we hopped in a Tomas Kaberle. I took her back to my Phil Housley where things got a little hot and steamy. She geared down and not to my surprise her Keri Taco was a bit Joe Reekie and Jason Wooley. I decided she needed a Bill Barber, pulled out my Donald Brashears and shaved her hair diaper down to the Randy Wood.

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You have way too much time on your hands

Had I been drinking milk while reading this, it would have shot out of my nose.

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o that was great,

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wow! That's really creative and funny.

star!

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Well done Burnaby.

Star

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that was hillarious! but it kinda long but oh well i loved it

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I like that!

Verrryy Niiiiiice!

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good, not quite very good but good all the same

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weak, but i chuckled twice.

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that was hilarious

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This is so long!!!!!

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hahaha nice job

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Wow that was great, you must have had lots of time on your hands to think of that one. way to go!

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funny at times but as Gany said .. you have WAY too much time on your hands

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roflmao! That's good!

btw go Avs and go Super Joe!

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That was a great chuckle during a midnight shift at work. thanks for posting this.

Luc C.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You sir, are the champion.

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That was too funny....but I would have handed her the Donald Brashears

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Haha it was very funny

did u make it up yourself?

Sharks Rule

Joe+chech+patty+nabby=stanley cup

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Wow way too much to read. Someone summarize this.

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Why that joke was so funny, I forgot to laugh!!!!